NSFW humor. Burt sent these along. They were purportedly part of a contest conducted by the Washington Post, although I couldn’t find any direct link to them.

But so what? they’re funny.

The rules required using both names in the limerick. For those too young to know, Ted Kaczynski was the crackpot Unabomber. Look it up if you need to.

Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas ‘Hail to the Chief’
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.

And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown