Photo inspires Barney to run with bulls
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Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank announced yesterday that he was so inspired by the story and photos of two American brothers gored during the Running of The Bulls in Pamplona, Spain yesterday that he plans to participate next year.
“I thought this whole event was simply a testosterone-laden macho spectacle,” said Frank, “but clearly, there’s…uh…more going on here. Something deeper, more penetrating. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I believe by experiencing the event first hand, I’ll be better able to articulate it.”
A spokesman for a leading bull rights group was less enthused about the American politician’s decision.
You need to see the photo to get the joke.