Scrappleface:

The Federal Election Commission (FEC) is expected to rule this week that Sen. Hillary Clinton can no longer receive public funding for a presidential campaign which increasingly touts her experience in the White House with former President Bill Clinton, because the Constitution limits a president to two terms in office.

“When Bill Clinton ran for president, he promised that voters would get ‘two for the price of one’,” said an unnamed FEC spokesman, “so Americans have already elected Hillary Clinton to the office twice. Furthermore, since both the former president and his wife claim her First Lady experience as tantamount to a co-presidency, she has already served two terms and is therefore disqualified by the 22nd amendment from re-election to the office, and so cannot receive public funding for her campaign.”