American Digest:

If anybody still has any doubts about the degenerative effect a long, strong dose of Communism can have on the human brain, let him read the following “news dispatch” from Cuba:

Cuba Implements Program to Fight Effects of Climate Change | Cuba News Headlines. Cuban Daily News (CDN is of course a state news agency and has to be wery, wery careful about what it says and how it says it. As a result it has become an outlet skilled in saying nothing.)

Cuba began to implement a comprehensive program to face the consequences of climate change, mainly regarding the mitigation and adaptation to its negative effects caused by the developed world’s consumerism.

Well, all one can say, Fidelistas anonymous, is it’s about time! It’s nice to see your “planning” kick in just when the rest of the world is chucking the scam and moving on. But in case we’re missing some hidden point, tell us again what’s going on down Havana way…

Cuba began to implement a comprehensive program to face the consequences of climate change, mainly regarding the mitigation and adaptation to its negative effects caused by the developed world’s consumerism.

Okay, you just had to say it twice because you meant it, or because you were so bored by it that you couldn’t stand to proofread it? Or because you came in at noon and it’s now half-past and you need to break for lunch?

But now that we know you have “a plan,” please tell us what’s happening with it:

“One of the main current actions is the implementation and supervision of the plan,” Gisela Alonso Dominguez, president of the Environment Agency at the Ministry of Science, Technology and the Environment, told ACN.

I see. So the main action is to implement and supervise the plan. Good plan! That Gisela at the Agency of the Ministry is one real slave driver when it comes to goals, goals, GOALS! What’s more, she’s all about the “hard work:”

She added that work is being done to update and improve the current environmental legislation adapted to the Revolution’s policy that aims at preserving the environment.

Whew! I’m plumb tuckered out at the very thought of all this effort. What could be more productive than updating and improving existing legislation? Nothing? Not sugar cane harvesting. Not cigar rolling. Not the broadening of the nation-wide prostitution industry. After all, we’re talking about “preserving the environment.” You’d think that just letting the nation rot for around 50 years would naturally preserve the environment since there’s no new development in housing, business, and industry to tax the environment, but a Communist system never leaves natural ruin to chance when it can come up with policies that speed it along. Of course before there can be any updating or revision of policies and legislation, you need to have the one thing you can never have enough of — STUDIES!