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Family sees Jesus in cat fur.

Woman finds Jesus in bag of Cheetos.

Plumber spots Virgin Mary in sink.

Crowd spots Jesus in palm tree.

HT: Museum of Hoaxes

Pelican eats a pigeon (no audio).

For your amusement. HT: Sam Bass

Keith Barry does some entertaining stuff in this TED video. If the video doesn’t load, just click the link and watch at TED.

These dolls make Chucky seem cuddly. 

POLICE smashed a window to rescue a seemingly unconscious baby from a vehicle in Queensland last week, only to find it was a doll.

The embarrassing mistake, made in regional Gympie, is not an isolated incident and passionate creator of the “reborn” baby dolls Vynette Cernik knows just how easily they can be mistaken for the real thing, The Courier-Mail reports.

Ms Cernik said last week’s case of mistaken identity mirrored a similar incident in the US when the window of a new Hummer was broken by police trying to rescue a “baby” that turned out to be a doll belonging to the owner’s wife.

Selling for up to $1000, the painstakingly hand-painted dolls are so lifelike with eyelashes, fingernails, milk spots and wispy hair that they are constantly fooling people, Ms Cernik said.

“They’re even weighted to feel like a baby’s weight and they flop like a baby,” she said. The dolls can even come with umbilical cords, cord clamps and their own birth certificates.

Rival Santa Claus leaders have been engaged in a decidedly unfestive power struggle that has polarised the lucrative US grotto market and forced hundreds of Father Christmases to choose between warring rival groups.

The hostilities have spilled on to the internet, in this case Elf Net, an online chat group where Santas go to exchange information on belt supplies and beard dyeing.

Organisers of the annual convention in Kansas of the Amalgamated Order of Real-Bearded Santas, fear it will be disrupted by splitters from rival groups such as the Fraternal Order and the Red Suit Society.

This spam email came addressed to Herbert. For some reason, the purple prose and fractured English (Russlish?) tickled me.

I want to change my life and your life completely. I may suggest that you are tired to spend such lonely days without love, without your second half, without stability. Am I right? If not, I told about my days, my lonely life. And I am going to change it; I do want to do it!

My heart is like a lonely dessert where no place for love, because nobody wants to knock to it.

Dessert? An eclair perhaps?

My heart is like a homeless child who cries every day without care. My empty days are full of cold winds and many, many questions: Why can anybody love me? Why am I still lonely? Either I am born to be single and never present my endless love to someone who will become the dearest person in this world. I don’t believe and I am sure that this letter to you will put the full stop into my lonely life.

Everything you need, just leave me the message here.

From Modern Mechanix.

A slideshow here.

If you could time travel to 1000 A.D., what would you need to survive?

Marginal Revolution has an interesting thread on that very topic.

Michael Winslow “makes noises” he says. To say the least. HT: Sam Bass

Here’s a fun time waster. Enter your first name and your last name, skip the other two boxes and click “Visualizer.”

They just keep inventing new ways to sell beer.

(The site loads slowly, so be patient.)

A funny way to begin the week. HT: Maggie’s Farm.

You be the photographer and direct that, uh, sexy model.

A spokeswoman for an Eden Prairie firm that produced a yearbook for a Texas high school with bizarre altered photos of students has apologized.

Photos of about 580 McKinney High School students were altered by the company that produced the yearbooks, Lifetouch Inc. of Eden Prairie.

Some girls’ heads were plunked on boys’ bodies, and vice versa. Necks were stretched in some photos and clothing altered. Several students are wearing the same outfits. One student’s arm is missing, and another girl appears to lack clothing altogether.

Officials at the school, in an upscale suburb north of Dallas, were reportedly appalled by the changes. All told, 39 percent of the 1,486 photos were changed, according to news reports.

Sara Thurin Rollin, corporate director of public relations and events for Lifetouch, said Saturday that the mistake was unprecedented in the company’s 70-year history. Each year, Lifetouch produces 28,000 yearbooks.

“We take full responsibility; this is certainly not standard practice,” she said.

You don’t say.

Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue signed a measure into law Wednesday that bans the sale of “marijuana flavored products” to minors — anyone under 18 — and calls for a fine of up to $500 for each offense. The measure takes effect July 1st.

It targets businesses that sell the candies with drug-inspired names such as “Kronic Kandy” and “Pot Suckers.” The law says the candies promote drug use.

Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. “I don’t think that folks are aware this is going on,” Stoner told Channel 2 in April. “It’s mainly, from what I can tell, particularly targeted to minority communities.”

This looks like fun.

But can he compete with the Waco Kid?

Geeks at play.

The retired men’s drill team.

Susan Gertson sent us a tip on this video — soldiers having fun on their day off making a music video, spoofing the Beach Boys.

LA.com: 

There’s this company in Anaheim that’s trying to sell a toilet built for two.

I’m not making this up.

The contraption - it’s not in stores yet - is called the “TwoDaLoo.” It’s being billed as the first toilet two people can use … “at the exact same time.”

Can’t get a visual? OK, imagine two toilets crammed so close that their porcelain sides are touching. Now flip one of them around so they’re sitting facing each other, yin and yang style.

And there you have it. The TwoDaLoo.

Look on the bright side: with this design you could also arm wrestle while answering nature’s call.

Take this test and find out. I scored a 61 — not nerdy, but not hip.