How to undermine America, Part 1

Candidate Obama promised to fundamentally change the United States. Little did we know how far his radicalism would go. In our federalist system, states retain authority over most of their affairs. But not in Obama’s America. Do you think cities should be able...

roman polanski did not direct Chinatown

Actually, Polanski did. But he’s an admitted pedophile and child rapist, so by the logic used by the NCAA in sanctioning Penn State, he didn’t. The NCAA, meaning to make an example of Penn State’s corrupt college football program, decided to vacate...

things you can’t say in Miami

I lived in Miami for 10 years. One thing I learned: never say anything nice about Fidel Castro, which is understandable and justified. If you were running for dog catcher, a last minute campaign smear might consist of someone leaking a photo of your cousin having...

ESPN was right to yank hank

Flynn Files: “Shut up and sing” applies to conservative entertainers as well as liberals. Hank Williams Jr.’s comparison of the president of the United States with the leader of the Third Reich was way over the top. In the wake of the furor over the...

too dumb to live

A northwest suburban man locked up for choking a woman used his one call while in custody to phone her and threaten to kill her, authorities say. Janusz Owca, 32, of the 9400 block of Bay Colony in Maine Township, is being held on $350,000 bail on charges of...